Article Recycling Archive

Here at the Interwebmegalink, we don’t believe that one should have to work too hard to achieve one’s objectives.  As well as going against Enochian/Ek-Chuan meta-viral control-concepts like ‘convention’, ‘common sense’, ‘copyright laws’, ‘general rules of decency’, and ‘what is right’, we like to go against them at our own pace, from the comfort of our own homes.  What’s the point in studying an instrument for years, just to reach the level of mediocrity, when you can sample an expert?  What’s the point in painstakingly coming up with some worthwhile tune when you can just grab one that’s already there and reverse it?  And, when you want to write an article for the Interwebmegalink, why go to all the trouble of reasearching it, reading all that other stuff for that one little quote that’s worth grabbing, when you can just come to the Interwebmegalink’s Article Recycling Archive, and grab a quote pre-chopped?

That’s right.  For the very first time, the Interwebmegalink is proud to bring you the Article Recycling Archive, with all the pre-edited quote you could ever need to write your own hard-hitting, satirical-yet-entirely-deadly-serious, ground-breaking story for the Interwebmegalink (and its associated Rogue Studios).  Now you don’t have to wade through pages of shit to find that exciting meme-bite you were after!  Simply cut and paste several of these futuristic infobites into your own document, make a few linking phrases, and there you are!

It’s that easy!

NB: For ease of reading, the quotes have been arranged in no particular order.

“The fractal holism of the Universe is nothing compared to the post-fractal nonism of the Non Ens; the Ancient Ones can get you high.”

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003

“This merely adds to the... visceral and intuitive truth... and can be viewed... as actually making [it] all the more valid”

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003

“they wanted to create a sound that, if a normal verse in a normal song was imagined as a huge round of cheese balanced precariously on a moving gyroscope, would create verses more easy to imagine as a series of tiny elephants crawling through a keyhole in search of extremely light-weight corduroy trousers.”

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003

“but let’s not be too hasty – not yet.”  

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003

“As hard to believe as it sounds, it just gets more and more terrifying, and then, all of a sudden – David Bowie, nose rimmed with coke”

theinterwebmegalink article recycling archive, 2003

 “the electronic cat is out of the restricted bag...”

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003

“Unfortunately though, as with all such knowledge, answers simply spawn more questions; some of them quite disturbing.”

the international research institute, 2002

“...making as many nanobots an hour as your everyday burger-flipper turns a substandard undercooked salmonella pattie”

theinterwebmegalink article recycling archive, 2003

“Thus is the Power of the Dark Notes, and the Sway of the Forbidden Beats; one can meddle, but they will meddle right back.”

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003

“which, although it initially sounds impressive, doesn’t actually end up meaning much at all”

theinterwebmegalink article recycling archive, 2003

“experimental music in general... is at the epicentre of a perfectly spherical crystalline universe surrounded by a swirling non-reality called the Non Ens, most likely the [home of the] thrashing anti-malevolent Ancient Ones referred to [by H.P.] Lovecraft”

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003

“...redefining, not only the semantic structure used to define itself, but the underlying semantic stucture used to define anything at all...”

theinterwebmegalink article recycling archive, 2003

“It will just keep getting bigger and more insidious.  It will keep getting faster and better and deeper.”

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003

“the Earth is at the Universe’s core with everything else rotating around it; the moon, the sun, the planets, everything, all mounted on enormous crystal spheres.”

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003

“But if one asked these questions, one would be asking the wrong questions.”

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003

“Listen to the gaps between the notes, and you’ll hear the resonances of the Spheres; listen to all the sounds that could fill those gaps, and you might just hear the Void beyond.”

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003

“Lennon dies first, assassinated by John Oswald from the grassy knoll beside the motorway; perhaps Oswald, through his plunderphonic Techniques, surRealised Michael Jackson’s occult plans and was merely trying to stop them before it was too late, in the only way he knew how - by killing the Beatles before the Voodoo Space Superzombie could backmask any more instructions”

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003

“The tests were performed upon volunteers from military backgrounds, scientists succesfully convincing large numbers of subjects as to the reality of a range of ‘unreal’ phenomena... earthquakes, solar eclipse, nuclear attack, armed invasions, rioting and civil unrest.”

the globaldatabank, 2002

“the forces that are controlling the Lesser Worlds (Earth included) are what is really ‘so-called’ ‘quote-unquote’ “evil”.”

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003; our italics

“we are free to choose any mental path we care to meander... just stay off the “moors”, and beware the “moon”.”

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003; our italics

“science propounds that the entire cosmos is based on complex chaotic algorithms, known commonly as fractal or chaos theory”

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003

 “one thing is clear, ‘W’ [Bush] is certainly a non-human... fraught with technical glitches the Makers seem unable (or unwilling?) to eliminate.”

the international research institute, 2002

“How old was this conspiracy?  How were we to react to this chilling information?  How was the world going to react?”

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003

 “traditional Western music is a self-deception, a doomed attempt to re-order sounds, to exert power over the friction of the universe”

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003

“intricate memetic metaconnections appeared swiftly”

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003

“the christmas tree, the easter egg, the easter bunny, the cross, and the halo were all stolen from earlier, pagan peoples.  What was not stolen was demonised... [S]ymbols traditionally seen as evil... are [actually] symbols of an earlier, perhaps more powerful, set of beliefs that make up a culture’s good.”

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003

“H.P.Lovecraft’s father was a member of an Egyptian Lodge, where he learned true esoteric knowledge and managed to steal genuine fragments of the One True Necronomicon.”  

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003

“not only is ‘W’ [Bush] controlled by Unknowables... but so is Saddam.  Both imposters are, in a blatant coke-pepsi copycat move, being played against each other, controlled by the one source”

the international research institute, 2002

“Music, then, is sounds, all sounds, the sounds of life... marked by [a particular] perceptual change.”

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003; our italics

“it takes part in a global electronic surveillance system that intercepts the private and commercial international communications of citizens and companies”

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003

“...to invoke the memetic aura of the megaconspiracy, and help demarginalise the “important” metamessages of experorrists, mediatricians, hyperzoologists, metarchaeologists and electromancers...”  

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003

“Are these Old Ones reclaiming the universe through the music of Guitar and Plunger Studios?  Or merely testing if the time is right?”

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003

“The solution is not to fight Mind Control, but to embrace it.”

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003

“US bases and expeditionary forces around the world just happen to be aligning into position with ancient ley lines”

the international research institute, 2002

 “Combined, the ancient secrets of the Bible and the astronomic wisdom of the Greeks make a powerful argument for cosmic conspiracy.”  

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003

“it was George Harrison who arranged it all, from the beginning to the end”

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003

“deciding that, if they are to be brainwashed, they might as well brainwash themselves”

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003

“millions of messages are automatically intercepted every hour, and checked according to criteria supplied by intelligence agencies and governments”

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003

“They are a natural (or at least, nature-identical) part of the Universe, neither good, nor bad.

Or are they?”

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003

“What’s the point in studying an instrument for years, just to reach the level of mediocrity, when you can sample an expert?  What’s the point in painstakingly coming up with some worthwhile tune when you can just grab one that’s already there and reverse it?”

theinterwebmegalink article recycling archive introduction, 2003

“The greatest challenge of any experimental musician is to try to capture those sounds, those sounds that do not exist; and to hear the sounds that cannot be made within the universe, you need to stop listening with your ears.”

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003

“Given what we already knew, it seemed likely it would be related to summoning up the Ancient Ones from the Non Ens, seeking everlasting knowledge from the AntiRealms of the UnDead.  But what exactly?”

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003

“Since 1971, the US has used specially converted nuclear submarines to attach tapping pods to deep underwater cables around the world.”

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003

“the rest is up to you.”

theinterwebmegalink, 1997-2003