The Devil’s Service Provider #1: Megabytes of Evil

“Demons are able to possess anything with a brain, from a chicken to a human being.  And today’s thinking machines have enough space on their hard drives to accommodate Satan or his pals...

Disk capacity is an issue, however.  Only a PC built after 1985 has the storage capacity to house an evil spirit, the minister explained.”

The Register, referring to Rvd. Peasboro, author of The Devil in the Machine