Stop Abductions

Sick of being abducted by Alien Greys? Or maybe you just want to be abducted when it’s convenient for you? Then this is the Rogue Website for you. At StopAbductions.com, there is no pussyfooting around with vague suggestions or cryptic warnings; Michael Menkin shows you exactly how to make one of those cool aluminium hats, and keep the Greys away for good. With testamonials from the tin-hat-wearers themselves, there may be no other site that is so useful.

No wonder the Reptiles want to shut it down...